I don’t know who ‘Shannon’ is… but she’s a freakin’ GENIUS!

Woot!

I decided to NOT bullshit you with claims of this becoming a beanie baby site…or that I’m retiring or any other ‘try to fool the reader’ bullshit, nope, it just isn’t worth it, because you are all way too smart to fall for it. SO, since it’s a jokey kind of day I’m gonna inundate you with some Lolzombies and jokes – Enjoy!

How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Zombies can’t fit in a light bulb and they don’t screw.

No Seriously, How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you watching Zombies screw in a light bulb, SHOOT THEM!

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…

Two zombies and a human go into a bar.  The first zombie says to the other zombie, “Graaaghaa haarann margahhaa naaarrrrrrgnn!”

The other zombie says “Hrraaaaa Maggaa GRAMMA GRAMMA bargh nrrrrhr!”

And then they eat the human.

….Happy April FOOLS!!! …dammit, I shoulda said ‘April Ghouls’ for a true cryptkeeper moment…  oh well…

-ZK

uhhhhh… ok.

I loves me some Godzilla…