What in fuckin’ fuck?!?!?! Freeeeeeaaaaaakkkkkkyyyy….
SYNOPSIS: After learning of an urban legend in which a demented serial killer named SMILEY can be summoned through the Internet, mentally fragile Ashley must decide whether she is losing her mind or becoming Smiley’s next victim.
‘Coming Soon’
SYNOPSIS: Family man and lawyer Christoper Cleek (Sean Bridgers) must do what he can to protect his family when he comes into contact with a feral woman (Pollyana McIntosh) living in the woods near his isolated country home. Through a series of harrowing encounters Cleek and his family quickly discover there is more to this woman than anyone would suspect and that sometimes the devil wears a handsome face.
Anyone see this? Women can be scarey but psycho families… *shudder* It says volumes that there was a ‘freak out’ at Sundance… see for yourself:
and the follow up… wow…
So, apparently this is the guy who decides what ‘art’ is… pffft.
So this guy just makes me WANT to see the movie. Check out the OFFICIAL SITE HERE
The Divide shows a release date of Jan 13th… but looking at the OFFICIAL SITE it seems to be in select theaters only… so keep an eye out for this because Michael mother-fucking Biehn is ‘all up ons’ in this bad ass looking sci-fi thriller. I gotta say that post apocalyptic movies just might be making a comeback… so, where the hell is my ‘Damnation Alley 2: electric boogaloo’ movie?!?!? Maybe I’ll film that one…
-ZK
***UPDATE- for those of you in my hometown (Ottawa, Ontario, Canada) this is PLAYING this February 3rd and 4th at the Mayfair Theatre of course! That’s a damn fine ‘select theatre’!
Ok, so I WAS gonna do some lame Jason/Friday the 13th reference, then this happened:
So…you’re welcome.
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Check out the IMDB for the details… HERE
I fucking loved this, you should too. (feel free to quote me on your own review page
This randomness is definitely:
-ZK
…holy crap.
Ridley Scott’s Alien prequel that arrives in theaters June 8. Anyone else want to help me build a time machine so we can see this NOW?!?!?
Official Synopsis: Ridley Scott, director of ‘Alien’ and ‘Blade Runner,’ returns to the genre he helped define. With PROMETHEUS, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.
Zombieking Synopsis: Holly fuckingfuck… it’s Ridley Scott! He invented space horror with Alien, and motherfuckers gots ta know that he will re-boot, revamp, and reinvigorate the hell out of the franchise with this seeming prequel… All I know is I’m gonna be there in the theatre with my rotting ass in the seat, popcorn in hand on June 8th… FUCK YEAH!
