So, we showed you Zombie meat back on June 21st, now we got, Zombie blood:

Yummy right?  It’s an energy drink, and Harcos Laboratories gives us this product description:  Who says zombies should get to do all the attacking?  Zombie Blood gives humans the opportunity to bite back! The world’s first synthetic zombie blood has a tangy lime flavor and packs up to four hours of undead energy.   Zombie Blood has the same green look and slimy feel as the real stuff.  The iron, protein, and electrolytes also give it a similar nutritional makeup.  The realistic resealable specimen bag looks like it was stolen from a secret government lab and contains 100mL of synthetic zombie blood!

…Wait, what?!?!?  ‘the same green look and slimy feel as the real stuff’ ???  I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!  IT”S A COVER UP!!!  I wonder what is more disturbing though, that these guys HAVE a real one to harvest… or that they are DRINKING IT’S BLOOD!!!!

Want some?  GET SOME HERE 16 bucks will get you a 4 pack…