First Toblerone…the most sadistic candy bar to ever come out… it’s a JAGGED CHOCOLATE BAR!!! Tears up the roof of your mouth…aside from their hurtful chocolate, and their 1001 use knives and their neutrality, now this? A rift that shoots out bad things? DAMMIT! I knew the Swiss were up to something.

Yeah, we’re boned it seems (again), but hey, should make for a great excuse to eat popcorn! It’s due in August around the 25th so far, so keep an eye out for it!

-ZK