Whub whub whub….bhhhiiiizzzzzt whub wub whhhhuuuubbbbb….

I loves me some Dubstep, although it’s kinda hard to whistle…

Oh and tonight we’re sponsoring the Christmas movie Santa Claus Conquers the Martians!

Playing at 11:30pm, TONIGHT at the MAYFAIR THEATRE (downtown location)…of course!
Prizes, fun and stuff …so come on out for some Zmas fun! …er Xmas. Aw, fuck it… it’s Zmas now.